G&s Lover Pillows

HMS Pinafore

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Join me in a Martini?

Here be dragons.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

You're the botanicals in my gin

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"The bagels are better in New York."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"