Present Lover Pillows

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

What do you like most about presents?

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Christmas Tree

Boy rolled into a snowball

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Keeping warm.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Couple melting the snow around them.

King Kongs first christmas

Yo ho ho!

'Choose, Fenster

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Gimme the carrot!"

King and Jester

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

All we have in life is this moment...

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!