Csi Lover Pillows

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Pottery Slam

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

Slug Hospitals

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Lust in Space.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

I can give you the Moon.

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."