Cgi Lover Pillows

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

Ginspiration!

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Mom's House O' Chili.

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'That's my spirit guide.'

Slug Hospitals

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Quick gin. Sloe gin

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'