Cgi Lover Mugs

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Ginspiration!

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Mom's House O' Chili.

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

'That's my spirit guide.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

Quick gin. Sloe gin

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Slug Hospitals

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

Irish Jig Saws