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I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

Pottery Slam

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Slug Hospitals

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

Lust in Space.

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

I can give you the Moon.