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I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Bee Chess

A skier and a paraglider

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Free Range Golfers

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

Chicken Road Crossing

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'