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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

A skier and a paraglider

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Free Range Golfers

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Bee Chess

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Emotional blackmail.'