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'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"National security adviser"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Thank God It's Friday.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Google Magazine

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

Mother Nature

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

John Brennan

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

The media became obsessed with the idea of 'The Most Important Potato Chip in the Bag'.