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Target homicide team investigating the murder of a citizen shot in the Bull's-eye with an arrow.

"National security adviser"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Where was the TSA?'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

CCTV in church.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Essex computer.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'