Csi Agent T-Shirts

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

The Anti-Agent

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Meet Santa's entourage

Snow White and her Seven people.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Therapy in L.A.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

The Likeable Torturer

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Hollywood, 2083.

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

CIA TortureTapeGate

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"My agent."