Csi Agent T-Shirts

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

The Anti-Agent

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Meet Santa's entourage

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Snow White and her Seven people.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Hollywood, 2083.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

CIA Espionage

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"My agent."