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"Do you have anything for DNA stains?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

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Our Computer is Up/Down.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

How M2M really works.

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'Does it have colour?'

"I love their use of space"

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Space junk.

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."