Csi Technician Pillows

"Do you have anything for DNA stains?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

How M2M really works.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'Does it have colour?'

"I love their use of space"

Space junk.

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

'I'm on Break.'