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"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Before the riots/after the riots

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

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'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Do you have anything for DNA stains?"

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Degas: l'iphone

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"Marco... POLO!"

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."