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'Also we want to be here when you hand out the holiday bonuses.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Bird Torture.

Beaver tower