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'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Moon: Made in China

Summertime.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Area 51: The Inside Story

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."

Dark Clouds

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Aurora

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Pyramid UFO...

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'Run! They're from the Mother Ship.'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."