Satellite Tv Watcher T-Shirts

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Tree house.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Summertime.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Man ignores a football kicked through the window because his attention is on the TV.