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Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Binge Watch

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

The Great Canadian Novel

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

In-flight entertainment

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

"Sky, sir?"

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

Living in a snow globe.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

Dogs watch Wolf Blitzer

Grave with satellite dish.