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'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Wine of the Day Club

The Great Canadian Novel

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

Living in a snow globe.

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

"Sky, sir?"

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

Grave with satellite dish.

Doggy satellite dish.

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'