Satellite Tv Subscriber Gifts

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Wine of the Day Club

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

The Great Canadian Novel

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

"Sky, sir?"

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Living in a snow globe.

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

Doggy satellite dish.

Grave with satellite dish.

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'

"Regrets? Yeah. I didn't live long enough to cherry-pick my cable channels."