Satellite Tv Viewer Gifts

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Binge Watch

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

The Great Canadian Novel

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

In-flight entertainment

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

"Sky, sir?"

Living in a snow globe.

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

Dogs watch Wolf Blitzer

Grave with satellite dish.

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Doggy satellite dish.