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The Great Canadian Novel

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Spy Satellite

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Earthlings."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Living in a snow globe.

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

After hours TV.

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Sky, sir?"

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Google Earth...

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

'Is that a satellite photo?'

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"Can you hear us now?"

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'