Satellite Television T-Shirts

The Great Canadian Novel

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Spy Satellite

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Earthlings."

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

"Sky, sir?"

Living in a snow globe.

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

After hours TV.

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Google Earth...

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"Can you hear us now?"

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

Doggy satellite dish.