Satellite Systems T-Shirts

'I'm afraid he's become to dependent on technology. I don't think he could find his rear end without a GPS.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Spy Satellite

You are Here

"Earthlings."

The Great Canadian Novel

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

How M2M really works.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"I love their use of space"

God's Fly Swat...

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

Space junk.

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"