Satellites T-Shirts

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."

Google Earth...

"Can you hear us now?"

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

Spy Satellite

'Well, the satellites down.'

"Earthlings."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

North Korea launched Satellite

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

"We can't meet outside any more - My wife found out about Google Earth."

Spud-Nik

'I'll make some walking-around money repairing satellites.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Satellite and an American indian commicate via smoke signals

Ultimate Health Care

A man has media beamed to his head with a personal satellite.

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"Look a Sky-lark"

My brother's satellite radio is awesome, but he can't drive under any bridges.

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. The sky's so filled with man's debris

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Dr. Roo.

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Moon: Made in China

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.