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Pinata alien.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Teenagers!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'But what is the universe for?'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You left this on our ship."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk