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"Oh, is that today?"

NASA Hits Shuffle

Drones stole my job.

Mohammed Wins a Medal

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Behind Every Stupid Man

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

NASA Pranks

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'We had better tell Pine Gap the Great Huntsman is on to us.'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'If we're flying to Mars, did we have to fly coach?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'What zip code are we in now?'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."