Aerospace Pillows

"Oh, is that today?"

NASA Hits Shuffle

Drones stole my job.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Behind Every Stupid Man

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

NASA Pranks

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'We had better tell Pine Gap the Great Huntsman is on to us.'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'If we're flying to Mars, did we have to fly coach?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'What zip code are we in now?'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'