Aeronautics Pillows

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'I see we went with the lowest bidder for an aerial photo contract.'

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.

'Relax. My free-fall software shows we have a full twelve seconds until ripcord time.'

"Anderson is in aeronautics."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

America in space...Fallen Star

A Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci.

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

"I'm tippping it's somehow connected to our flight plan over never-land."

Flight of the paperless plane.

A man working on a model airplane

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Good Year Blimp.

Airplane food

A flighttime story

Two men trying to lauch businessman with wings via a catapult

'Just kidding, sargent

Astronauts in rocket, "Roger, Roger"

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

Silhouettes

Air Show. This is the latest advance in remotely controlled aircraft! The symmetrical design can fly in either direction! It's exactly the same in forward and reverse! We call it the "palindrone"!

Well, here's your problem … you lost a wing nut.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"How the hell do I afford to do this?"

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Around the World By Balloon.