Aerospace Scientist T-Shirts

NASA's budget cuts badly affected future space missions...

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Head over Hooves

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

You must be this tall.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

An early space launch attempt.

Cosmonaut

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Mars Poppins

"Space exploration"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Behind Every Stupid Man

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'