Nasa Scientist T-Shirts

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

The Mars Rover...

"Space exploration"

U.S. Lunar Open

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'975 trillion square kilometers of empty space to every square centimeter of solid matter, and you find something to hit!'

Why Space Missions Cost So Much.

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

Two astronauts on the moon find a giant domino monolith.

Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man.

Outer Space Now Cyber Space

America in space...Fallen Star

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"We've made great progress!"

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain