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"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

'Gravity...Go figure!'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Well, that one got away."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Flying sauces.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."