Space Scientists T-Shirts

"I'm going to take a shortcut through that black hole and save us 30,000 years."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

A return to Mars.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Thinking Gears

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Coronavirus Waves

Cosmonaut

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

An early space launch attempt.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.