Space Engineers T-Shirts

Just do your job, and stop worring about low bidders

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Marry me astronaut

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Blue Origin

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Cosmonaut

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'