Space Engineers Gifts

Just do your job, and stop worring about low bidders

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Dr. Roo.

Marry me astronaut

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Cosmonaut

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Blue Origin

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Space exploration"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Siri, find oxygen."