Rocket Engineer Gifts

"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

You must be this tall.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"What did you download at school today?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'