Robot Engineer Gifts

Robot Olympics

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

Robot Parts $5

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Google car."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Artifishial Intelligence

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The First Martian Dog.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"What did you download at school today?"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'