Robot Engineer T-Shirts

Robot Olympics

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

Robot Parts $5

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"What did you download at school today?"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'