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"It says: 'In honor of Labour Day. I want time off and a raise in my power supply.'"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

I think therefore I am.

Acne Automation Works Outing

'How long has your work place been human free?'

"The AI recognizes your face, but it refuses to acknowledge your existence."

Factory line

"Then it's a deal! Have your droids call my droids and we'll do circuit boards!"

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Meet the author"

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."