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"It says: 'In honor of Labour Day. I want time off and a raise in my power supply.'"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

I think therefore I am.

Acne Automation Works Outing

'How long has your work place been human free?'

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?

"The AI recognizes your face, but it refuses to acknowledge your existence."

Factory line

"Then it's a deal! Have your droids call my droids and we'll do circuit boards!"

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Driverless cars rage.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."