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'...Plant civilization extinct, visual evidence suggests population was not very intelligent.'

"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Google car."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Driverless cars rage.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"What did you download at school today?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Robot Jogger

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'