Robotic Engineer Gifts

'Sure, it seems harmless, but you hire one human and the next thing you know, they're taking your job.'

Robotic Surgery

'I'm the surgery robot. I'll be doing your surgery in the morning.'

Chauffeurs are holding up signs. One has a sign with binary code on it for a robot passenger.

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Robotic Flower Arranging

"My kid could do that."

"Welcome to humanity's dark side."

"It's easier to hang up on robocalls because there are no hard feelings."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"We shuttered Human Resources once we realized all of our employees were robots."

"What do you mean I hurt his feelings?! He's a robot! He doesn't have any feelings!"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

'You're having an affair with a coworker? Didn't you tell me they automated all of the jobs there?'

'Yikes! And I thought my human doctor had cold hands!!!'

"We're a little ahead of the curve here at Smith, Jones and KRX-421."

"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."

"Yes, Cogswell, I'm well aware that 'to err is human.' But keep in mind I'm not human."

"It's an anti-porch pirate security robot. The only problem is that it's scaring the delivery drivers away as well."

"Robots these days really can do anything."

"Er...anyone here speak binary?"

"Nothing organic!"

Writing Dummy Books for Dummies.

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

'Congratulations! It's a one-pound canister.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Robotics, Inc. Personnel Dept. Sorry, but we're looking for a self-starter.

Robot Design Lab. It's battery ran down and it can't keep up with the moles. It's out of whack!

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

Repairs and Upgrades. Did they find the problem with your malfunctioning arm, Frank? Yeah it was a faulty processor. They fixed the chip on my shoulder. They also upgraded my optical sensors. The new ones are better than the Hubble Telescope. I was able to see a distant star with these. Ah, they put a twinkle in your eyes! It also looks like you're walking with more pep. I am -- the podiatrist put an added sprint in my step!

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Clow with balloon dog walks past robot with robotic dog.