Robotics Developer Gifts

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Google car."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Back to work...

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Driverless cars rage.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Friday

Artifishial Intelligence

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

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