Robotics Developer Gifts

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Friday

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Artifishial Intelligence

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Driverless cars rage.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"What did you download at school today?"