Robotics Expert Gifts

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

Robot Olympics

'Before we give him your job, could you show him around the plant?'

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

The Grim Reaper is comforted by a robot Grim Reaper

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Robot Wars.

STRIP Hambone: Afraid of Robot Automation

Foxhole - digging robot

"I remember when I used to be 'cutting edge'!"

Congratulations Strike Over!

Robot Parts $5

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Meet the author"

Claus 2.0

"Look what I found, dad!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"What did you download at school today?"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"