Automation Engineers Gifts

Here Come The RoboBankers

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Claus 2.0

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"What did you download at school today?"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?