Automation Technician Gifts

Acne Automation Works Outing

Time Clock. You'll love it here. It's a totally dehumanizing work environment.

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Claus 2.0

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Robots In The Boardroom

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Early cyborg.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The Not-So Smart Meter