Automation Engineer Gifts

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

Robot Sisyphus

"What we need is a union."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

Made redundant from Honda please help

The Grim Reaper is comforted by a robot Grim Reaper

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Then the plant closed, throwing 800 robots and both employees out of work.

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Robots hitting each other

'Bad news! We don't qualify to join the union!'

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Claus 2.0

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Driverless cars rage.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"What did you download at school today?"