Automation Analyst Gifts

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

I've just been sacked by a robot.

"Jenkins, I've turned your job into customer self service."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

The Computer Bore

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Computer Expert

Computer monitor for a head.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Hardware and software

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Fixing the Computer.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Meet the new factory manager.