Aerospace Engineers Gifts

Relies on Radar

The aviation experts come out to play

As a defunct 6.5 ton NASA satellite falls to earth. . . scientists aim to pin-point the exact location of where the debris will land. . . using the time honoured method.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Airliner

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Two airplanes

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Astronaut

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Life in the fastest lane.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'