Aerospace Professional Gifts

Moneymaker

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

You must be this tall.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Astronaut

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Bird sitting on a wing.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Musk vs Bezos