Aerospace Professionals Gifts

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

You must be this tall.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Behind Every Stupid Man

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Astronaut

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

NASA Hits Shuffle

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