Aerospace Professionals Gifts

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

You must be this tall.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Moon: Made in China

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Behind Every Stupid Man

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Bird sitting on a wing.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Astronaut

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

NASA Hits Shuffle