Aviation Professionals Gifts

"Ask someone with a smartphone - which gate is ours?"

Coptercade.

US bans laptops and mobiles on planes

"Wanda, you're a month early for your appointment...again."

US Airlines on Thin Ice

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Airline Mergers.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Safest Airline in The World

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

"It beats flying for your food."

Deicing on the cake.

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

"Student driver."

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"