Aerospace Worker Gifts

"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Marry me astronaut

Employee of the Month Parking

Blue Origin

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

Moon: Made in China

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Astronaut

Musk vs Bezos

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Europa Clipper

Martians spot an Earth UFO

Drone Spray